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31 Mar 2015, 12:45 pm

Thinks that a french fry festival is a party in the Louvre.


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31 Mar 2015, 1:02 pm

Sent a self-portrait to the Louvre's marketing department, in the hope it would feature on a fridge magnet.



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31 Mar 2015, 1:43 pm

Hoped the Louvre (or Tate) might be interested in exhibiting his fridge with the door ajar revealing his bearded leftover lasagne, delightfully curdled Christmas cream and other assorted culinary art.


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01 Apr 2015, 2:48 am

Would have fathered lathered to present uncontested Louvre meringue to Paris McNaughton.


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01 Apr 2015, 3:46 am

Destroys planets with dinosaur zombie invasions as a hobby.


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02 Apr 2015, 8:03 pm

creates the living image of all the stars & planets in the entire universe by nailing tacks to his ceiling.. 8O 8O 8O 8O


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03 Apr 2015, 8:04 pm

Darns not just socks, but everything.


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03 Apr 2015, 8:57 pm

Darns Dames.



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04 Apr 2015, 12:07 pm

Dams trams and damns rams.


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04 Apr 2015, 2:01 pm

wears rubber boots instead of gloves :P



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04 Apr 2015, 2:05 pm

Has six fingers on both hands.



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04 Apr 2015, 2:06 pm

has two sets of scissors instead of hands :P



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04 Apr 2015, 2:08 pm

Edward Scissorhands, huh? lol

Has snakes for hair, like a Gorgon :P



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04 Apr 2015, 2:09 pm

has garlic seedlings instead of hair :P



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04 Apr 2015, 2:10 pm

Is afraid of garlic because she's some kind of evil demon. :D



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04 Apr 2015, 2:11 pm

loool

is afraid of the witches because they are worse grammar nazis than he is! :P