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Matthaeus
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04 Apr 2015, 2:13 pm

could use a little orthography lesson! :P



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04 Apr 2015, 2:17 pm

could use a bit less garlic, seriously, cornflakes with garlic? :P



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04 Apr 2015, 2:20 pm

Could eat a garlic soup instead of Kellogg's :D



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04 Apr 2015, 4:43 pm

Could be the next host of Bizarre Foods tv series... 8O 8O 8O 8O


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06 Apr 2015, 10:21 am

Hosts the local Cable T.V. Program:

'Bizarre Toenails'.


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06 Apr 2015, 10:24 am

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06 Apr 2015, 1:36 pm

Made a latex mask of his own face, but only wears it around the house.


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06 Apr 2015, 5:02 pm

Insured his own pons for $4,785,000.


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07 Apr 2015, 7:13 am

If you thump him on the forehead, it sounds like a temple bell ringing. Try it, he doesn't mind.


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08 Apr 2015, 1:05 pm

Is seeking to become the living avatar of the Egyptian Goddess Bast.. 8O 8O


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14 Apr 2015, 10:48 am

Can't remember the last time he forgot something.


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14 Apr 2015, 11:13 am

Can't forget all the things he's never done before.



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14 Apr 2015, 11:16 am

Can't remember to forget anything.



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14 Apr 2015, 11:56 am

Does not lick their own stamps, ever. Refuses to use a sponge for this as well. Has been known to call their mother over to lick stamps for them.



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14 Apr 2015, 7:03 pm

Has the tool for every job. That tool, however, is a hammer.


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14 Apr 2015, 7:09 pm

Has the job for every tool. That job, however, is a Zeppelin Builder.