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25 Apr 2015, 7:42 am

After the last incident, he has finally been banned from being an audience member of Strictly Come Dancing.



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25 Apr 2015, 3:52 pm

Takes part in Morris Dances as well constantly says,"happy day" to everyone person he encounters..


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25 Apr 2015, 3:53 pm

Offers old men in the street a free knee job.



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25 Apr 2015, 3:55 pm

Beat every level in flappy goat.



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25 Apr 2015, 3:58 pm

Gets excited when licking his/her own tongue



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25 Apr 2015, 7:57 pm

Feels super euphoric whenever there is a re-run of the movie legally blonde..


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26 Apr 2015, 4:39 am

Is in fact a water bottle who gained sentience after being hit by a taco-powered fart.



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28 Apr 2015, 8:30 am

Thinks "gonorrhea" is the magic word one must use to get rid of diarrhea.



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01 May 2015, 9:30 pm

thinks that drywall is an adequate wall material.


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02 May 2015, 2:00 pm

Thinks that building igloos in the Sahara would be an excellent idea....after all, they would keep the residents nice and cool.


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02 May 2015, 2:58 pm

Is in fact a muppet.



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02 May 2015, 4:44 pm

Is in fact Gordon Ramsay.



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03 May 2015, 11:51 am

Wants Gordon Ramsey to write an etiquette book.


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03 May 2015, 3:08 pm

Gets personal elocution lessons from Mr. Ramsay.



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03 May 2015, 4:03 pm

Would be a truly benevolent dictator, but can't be bothered.


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03 May 2015, 4:38 pm

Is a nacho chip factory.