BANNED (The Game)

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banned for hoarding oodles of noodles.

Banned for failure to prep for the apocalypse, specifically the noodlapocalypse.

banned for not uttering the prayer to the Oodle Noodle Monster as you should have.

Banned, as I reject all forms of theopastacracy.

Banned: For playing pasta parcel.

Banned for not ever closing your snout!

Banned: For twitching you nose all the time.

Banned for your continuous stare at me.

Banned for a four-syllable word.

banned for blinking at me!

Banned for calling herself endangered, when everyone knows that she has a litter of twelve at home.

And they bite, too.

Banned for being a dormouse instead of a sea monster.

If I shall be a sea beast, I shall be a Cerulean Glaucus Atlanticus, because they are just beautiful.

However, they eat jellyfish, they don't get tea, they are poisonous, they cannot type posts to WP, I don't think that there are iPads their size, so you are most definitely banned for wishing such a fate upon me.

Lol

Banned for offending the whole online community of blue sea slugs who prove you wrong!

Banned for implying that online Cerulean Glaucus Atlanticii can make hot tea and carry a full-sized iPad around.

I really do not believe that any of them even own teapots.

Banned for continuously causing outrage among the members of the blue sea slug community. They just e-mailed me asking for your permanent banishment, and I have no other alternative but to expel you and your exceedingly cute avatar from these realms.