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04 May 2015, 8:14 am

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04 May 2015, 11:27 am

Does push-ups whilst a basset howls along to Slim Whitman classics.


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04 May 2015, 11:47 am

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04 May 2015, 1:34 pm

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04 May 2015, 2:27 pm

Is certain the freemasons are up to no good with their pro bono brick laying services.



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04 May 2015, 4:17 pm

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04 May 2015, 4:28 pm

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04 May 2015, 4:29 pm

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04 May 2015, 4:34 pm

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04 May 2015, 4:35 pm

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04 May 2015, 4:37 pm

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Shoggothgoat wrote:
Is suspiciously racist against goats.


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04 May 2015, 4:37 pm

Started a Velociraptor walking service.



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04 May 2015, 4:50 pm

Sculpts perfectly lifelike figurines of squirrels and leaves them in random trees.


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04 May 2015, 4:52 pm

Is waiting patiently on the front steps for one of them to come down. :D



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04 May 2015, 5:03 pm

Wrote, directed, produced and starred in the action-musical-political-thriller Gremlins in the Kremlin.



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04 May 2015, 5:07 pm

His observations in this thread are being monitored in the Kremlin and beyond.