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27 May 2013, 7:20 am

Aaaaagh!

Someone dropped this Cocoanut Suntan Oil soaked thing on my head!

I shall toss it into the air, and it will land on........



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27 May 2013, 11:02 am

me covering my eyes so i can't see, while trying to remove it, i drop the hot kona coffee i was drinking onto the person below.



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27 May 2013, 2:22 pm

Luckily I have my parasol up to avoid harmful UV rays at the beach.

But the commotion startles me so much that I drop a bottle of perfume I was about to spritz on myself. It's an obnoxious gardenia scent. It falls on...



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27 May 2013, 3:42 pm

An unbearably sweet little Dormouse, who puts the perfume into a spray bottle, quickly scampers onto a bus, and squirts hundreds of people from the window as the bus travels through town. When the bottle is empty, she tosses it out the bus window, and it lands on.......



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29 May 2013, 7:36 am

Me, who takes it home, washes it out, and then puts water in it for no apparent reason. Then I go out again, open it for no apparent reason, then accidentally spill some of the water on the person below me.



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29 May 2013, 7:52 am

I'm melting, I'm melting.....as I melt to the ground the burger with everything I had in my hand falls on....


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29 May 2013, 11:27 am

A grateful little Dormouse, who enjoys eating the cheese!

Thank you!

The rest of the burger I re-wrap, toss off the roof, and it a lands upon.......



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28 Jun 2013, 6:18 pm

Thanks for that stale burger , I shall feed it to the cats.


I drop a bucket of zombie blood on the person below me.



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29 Jun 2013, 11:37 am

Well, the blood's all over me now (this is going to take forever to wash out, and I may contract undead AIDS), but I clean the bucket, fill it with a wide-array of hypoallergenic baked goods, and gently drop it into the arms of the person below me.


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30 Jun 2013, 7:18 am

As usual, I completely failed to catch it, and somehow the bucket ended up stuck on my head. If anyone is visualising this and laughing to themselves, please stop. IT'S NOT FUNNY. :x But at least there's food.

I just dropped a huge, half-decayed fish on the person below me. I'm sorry, it was an accident.



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30 Jun 2013, 8:48 am

The huge half-decayed fish starts eating the hypoallergenic baked goods, since it is a Zombie Fish, then realizes that it would much prefer brains....

It starts flipping and flopping towards you, snapping its toothy jaws at your bare feet.

In your panic, you give it a mighty kick, and it flies through the air, landing on the person below me.....



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30 Jun 2013, 9:52 pm

...so I'm apparently getting undead AIDS twice. Wonderful.

Also, how is it possible that you are two people below me and one person above me simultaneously? What type of bizarre configuration are we in?

Logical paradoxes aside, I managed to yank the fish away from me; unfortunately, the fish tears a piece of my flesh out as I yank it, and the piece of flesh, apparently twice-infected with zombie AIDS, dislodges from the thing's mouth and lands on the person below me...


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30 Jun 2013, 10:45 pm

I drop an army of 20 million nazis with machine guns.



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01 Jul 2013, 11:31 am

Sylkat wrote:
It starts flipping and flopping towards you, snapping its toothy jaws at your bare feet.

I always wear socks. Why is it that the one occasion I don't, a zombie fish goes for my feet?

But this army of nazis with machine guns; did they have parachutes? Or did they just drop? Anyway, if they survived I have a solution.

I drop a hydrogen bomb. I'm sorry to anyone innocent who's below me, but I have no choice.



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01 Jul 2013, 2:58 pm

What do you have against me? *is in a different country*

I seem to have dropped my stylus on the person below me...


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01 Jul 2013, 3:32 pm

Yay! I got Makayla's Stylus! :3

I seem to have dropped...

Actually, I just fell through the floor D:


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