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violentcloud
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23 Apr 2007, 8:26 pm

kt-64 wrote:
I unleash my HECU onto violentcloud, and kill him/her.


Him/her? Thanks. Thanks a load.

I raise from the dead with the help of a Phoenix Pinion, looking rather battered.
I take it out on the next person with a triplecast Ultima spell. Hah.



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23 Apr 2007, 8:31 pm

My artillary batteries shoot canisters that contain live headcrabs at Cambridge. And London, and Manchester. Say hello to being controlled by wierd alien things!

Have a nice day. :D


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23 Apr 2007, 10:16 pm

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Seeing as the problem cannot be resolved, I choose to simply ignore ahayes and throw pebbles at Raph.


I DESTROY you with 300 summons of knights of round at double the maximum AP.



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23 Apr 2007, 10:19 pm

Thank god for Phoenix Pinions. Now I'm back again, I prod the next person with a stick. A burning stick.



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24 Apr 2007, 7:45 am

I nuke the headcrab infested areas killing violent and all the headcrabs!



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24 Apr 2007, 9:39 am

I revert the rules back to D&D killing everyone because they were simply unprepared for how it works. Especially ahayes who was already dead because I am a God and we were working with D&D rules at the time that he supposedly killed me meaning that he was already dead and I escaped, and being that he was already dead he is now utterly destroyed and I declare myself winner once again because I'm a God and I rock hardcore.


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24 Apr 2007, 10:13 am

Deus_ex_machina wrote:
I revert the rules back to D&D killing everyone because they were simply unprepared for how it works. Especially ahayes who was already dead because I am a God and we were working with D&D rules at the time that he supposedly killed me meaning that he was already dead and I escaped, and being that he was already dead he is now utterly destroyed and I declare myself winner once again because I'm a God and I rock hardcore.

But you forgot one thing: I have loaded dice!

With the loaded dice even the most powerful were brought to their knees in their battles with me, then destroyed.



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24 Apr 2007, 12:18 pm

I throw an antimatter grenade at ahayes.


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24 Apr 2007, 12:23 pm

I thow a jack knife at anybody who gets on my bad side. :twisted:



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24 Apr 2007, 2:53 pm

I use the egon against cockeny and he gibs!



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24 Apr 2007, 2:55 pm

*fires potatoes at the next poster*



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24 Apr 2007, 2:56 pm

Jacket potatoes, my favourite!

*moons the next poster*



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24 Apr 2007, 4:07 pm

Urgh!!

*shoots Tequila with a SPAS-15*


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24 Apr 2007, 4:09 pm

*craps in Anubis' mouth German Scheisse-style for his last few breaths*

*reignites*

*screams garbled Cantonese obscenities and strikes back with a Stinger missile*



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24 Apr 2007, 4:22 pm

*burns Tequila with a flamethrower*


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24 Apr 2007, 5:38 pm

*pulls out dual revolvers, and shoots Anubis to death.*