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Doro
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31 Jan 2009, 3:32 pm

The dog ate the cat that took the shoe.


Where is my little black cap?



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31 Jan 2009, 4:46 pm

Next to your black stockings and black suspenders :P

Where is my sense of propriety?


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31 Jan 2009, 4:57 pm

hidden behind the sofa somewhere

where is my USB cable for my mp4 player? can't find it anywhere!


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31 Jan 2009, 5:05 pm

The washing line snapped, so it was used to join the ends together again. Sorry.

Where is my dinner?


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Doro
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31 Jan 2009, 5:23 pm

Your dog ate it.

Where is my green shirt?



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31 Jan 2009, 5:32 pm

It was stolen off your washing line by a naked green goblin.

Where is my beer mug?


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31 Jan 2009, 5:36 pm

It fell into the river of beer you were trying to drink out of.

Where is my cellphone??! !


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31 Jan 2009, 5:45 pm

I found one on the floor, I guess it's yours.

Where is my Multimedia?


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31 Jan 2009, 7:11 pm

In my computer.

Now where did that damn pylon go?...



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31 Jan 2009, 7:51 pm

Move three feet to the right, wait five seconds. It is falling from the ceiling. And will land three feet left of your current position.

Where is my portal to jump into my computer, and from there, everywhere else, thanks to internet?


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31 Jan 2009, 9:16 pm

I'm bringing ti to you in 5 hours. Got connection problems.
Where is my suit?


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01 Feb 2009, 4:04 pm

Your mom gave it away to a passing hobo.

Where is my computer mouse?


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01 Feb 2009, 4:07 pm

It fell under your desk. Better get it, before your dog gets it!

Where is my potatoe peeler?



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01 Feb 2009, 4:20 pm

I borrowed it, I thought it was very appealing.

Where is my frying pan?


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01 Feb 2009, 5:23 pm

Right under your fried potatoes you peeled with my appealing peeler. :wink:

Where is my pair of pliers?



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02 Feb 2009, 1:31 am

In my garage. I stole them.

Where is my chinchilla?