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11 May 2015, 1:43 pm

Puts a blond wig and a mini skirt when he wants to get a free access to the cinema :P



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11 May 2015, 1:50 pm

:D

has no idea that her refrigerator becomes full of headbanging jams and produce when temperature reaches 30 C.



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11 May 2015, 1:53 pm

thinks that best way to teach his cat new tricks is by yodelling in Chinese :D



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11 May 2015, 1:58 pm

does not realize that yodelling can best be done in Latin :P



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11 May 2015, 2:00 pm

:lmao: image of some Latinists yodelling in Latin pops to mind :P

Anyway, thinks that beer is solution to every pollution :D



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11 May 2015, 2:04 pm

thinks that drinking vodka and red bull will calm her when in a pissy mood :P



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11 May 2015, 2:06 pm

thinks that the only way to make coffee is with rum instead of water :P



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11 May 2015, 2:10 pm

eats croatian jam for every meal :P



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11 May 2015, 2:10 pm

flushes his toilet with polish beer since nothing else cleans it so perfectly :P



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11 May 2015, 2:19 pm

uses toilet water for mouthwash



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11 May 2015, 2:54 pm

Makes a mean mouthwash martini.



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11 May 2015, 5:00 pm

Thinks martini is the same as lunch.



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11 May 2015, 5:13 pm

Dons a trench-coat and trilby every Tuesday, and hangs out with other goats in laundrettes stealing odd socks. :)



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11 May 2015, 5:16 pm

Believes that trench coats should only be worn in actual trenches.


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11 May 2015, 5:25 pm

Is secretly a transformer that transforms into a energy efficient coffee maker


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11 May 2015, 6:15 pm

Doesn't know the back of his own hand all that well, actually.


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