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Sedentarian
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01 Oct 2014, 3:56 pm

Banned for not getting your nails painted just because you're a guy.


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01 Oct 2014, 6:27 pm

Banned until you perfect your Shirley Temple impersonation for the show.



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01 Oct 2014, 7:01 pm

So who are you impersonating.....every LOLCat on the web?

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01 Oct 2014, 9:05 pm

Captain Beefheart

Banned for a tar-like ooze from all your corners.



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01 Oct 2014, 11:21 pm

Banned for including tar in your top-secret chili recipe.


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02 Oct 2014, 12:27 am

banned for getting tar on my only tap dancing shoes.


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02 Oct 2014, 3:52 am

Banned for using tar instead of gel on your dog's fur.



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02 Oct 2014, 10:15 am

Banned for using tar as salad dressing.


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02 Oct 2014, 10:57 am

Banned for baking a tar strudel! 8O



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02 Oct 2014, 11:05 am

banned for hiding HFCS in your tar.


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02 Oct 2014, 11:11 am

banned for using tar as toothpaste!



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02 Oct 2014, 11:37 am

Banned for using your ears as toothbrushes.


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02 Oct 2014, 12:21 pm

So THAT'S why they look like that!

Banned for giving away dental hygiene secrets.


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02 Oct 2014, 12:39 pm

Banned because dental hygiene is my right as an American.



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02 Oct 2014, 12:41 pm

Is so proud of her dental hygiene that she makes a point of biting at least three total strangers after she flosses, just to celebrate how clean her fangs are.


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02 Oct 2014, 12:48 pm

Banned because jrj isn't a female. 8O


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