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Every year for the last six, TWO days before Memorial day, Sylkat sets up 1/64 scale replica of the Indianapolis Speedway in the kitchen, and tries to predict the outcome of next days Indy 500 using ants with numbers printed on their sides. No ant has ever completed a lap, leaving Sylkat believing no one has won the race in six years.

Pcgoblin really believes that the Indianapolis 500 exists, and refuses to acknowledge that each year the Outer Space

Lizard Lords and The Illuminati put together a convincing videotape to distract Americand from What Is Really Going

On.

Sylkat. These Siberian forests extend 1000 miles from east to west. I'd love to set a camp fire with you next to a site where there are reported official ufo landings. These landing reports are as real as any Soviet Union report ever can be.

Dear Krabo,

Google 'David Icke'......if that isn't enough to send an appalled crab running to immerse himself 'neath the ocean

waves, I don't know what will!

Then Google 'Dyatlov Pass'......many theories, no proof, just tragic, dead young people in the middle of a dank

Russian forest.

Oh, and 'Something Bizarre'?......

Some say that a large crab wearing a Scandinavian knitted cap was seen in the trees, videotaping the entire attack, and that the Greys seemed intimidated by him.

some say she was born with a little hankie in-between her paws....and that's she a weremouse

proposed to her cabbage by making stupid rivet puns.

got engaged with his daffodil sprouts, all 44 of them

Thinks that anemones are plotting something.

Has a secured basement in case of the manatee invasion.

has a manatee shrine at home, on which he daily sacrifices water hyacinth, acorns, and hydrilla.

Thinks squirrels is an integral part of the electric system.

In order to keep his goaty luxurious, uses only whale blubber.

Invited a killer whale to the season's first pool party, then wondered why the other guests disappeared.

Swam around in a baby pool and got lost.

Thinks that whales should wear swimsuits.

thinks that they shouldn't!