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Cockroach96 Veteran
Joined: 28 Jun 2015Age: 28Posts: 3,162Location: Romania
Drinks gasoline.
ThetaIn3D Veteran
Joined: 14 Mar 2013Age: 41Gender: MalePosts: 4,343Location: Seattle
Takes a meteor shower every morning.
Kiprobalhato Veteran
Joined: 25 Mar 2014Age: 28Gender: FemalePosts: 29,119Location: מתחת לעננים
brushes his teeth with elephant toothpaste.
Sylkat Veteran
Joined: 2 Sep 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 17,425
Tried to brush an elephant's tusks with toothpaste.Found out how fast they can run when chasing someone.
babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 77,038Location: UK
Goes swimming with elephants
MoatsArt Sea Gull
Joined: 7 Jul 2015Age: 50Posts: 235Location: Inverell, NSW, Australia
Practices the ancient and venerable art of wig spotting
Ate his/her alarm clock
i_wanna_blue Veteran
Joined: 9 Aug 2008Gender: MalePosts: 11,113
Pickles herring in his/her armpit sweat.
Sheds his skin every fortnight.
Eats banana skins to keep his/her insides slippery
Ostracizes Austrian ostriches.
Bit the postman.
Tattooed a black olive on her dog's tongue.
Got bitten by a chihuahua and pug at the same time.
Harnessed a chihuahua and pug to a chariot and took them shopping for slippers and pipes
Beats up stray dogs using heavy pipes.