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Cockroach96
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01 Aug 2015, 5:27 am

Drinks gasoline.


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01 Aug 2015, 10:53 am

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01 Aug 2015, 4:24 pm

brushes his teeth with elephant toothpaste.

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01 Aug 2015, 7:56 pm

Tried to brush an elephant's tusks with toothpaste.

Found out how fast they can run when chasing someone.


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02 Aug 2015, 3:40 am

Goes swimming with elephants


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02 Aug 2015, 4:50 am

Practices the ancient and venerable art of wig spotting



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02 Aug 2015, 8:39 am

Ate his/her alarm clock


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03 Aug 2015, 3:52 pm

Pickles herring in his/her armpit sweat.



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03 Aug 2015, 5:08 pm

Sheds his skin every fortnight.



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03 Aug 2015, 5:19 pm

Eats banana skins to keep his/her insides slippery



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03 Aug 2015, 5:30 pm

Ostracizes Austrian ostriches.



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03 Aug 2015, 6:03 pm

Bit the postman.


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03 Aug 2015, 7:46 pm

Tattooed a black olive on her dog's tongue.


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04 Aug 2015, 5:00 am

Got bitten by a chihuahua and pug at the same time.


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04 Aug 2015, 5:05 am

Harnessed a chihuahua and pug to a chariot and took them shopping for slippers and pipes



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04 Aug 2015, 5:07 am

Beats up stray dogs using heavy pipes.


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