Corrupt A Wish

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mightyzebra
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11 Apr 2008, 2:59 pm

Granted but you receive lots of illnesses because they are all directed to you in your healing and you die.

I wish I could be a part-time actress when I'm older.

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11 Apr 2008, 3:01 pm

Granted! You restore my eyesight, and I design a biowweapon that destroys mankind.
I wish for a better internet connection.

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11 Apr 2008, 3:11 pm

mightyzebra: Granted, at a theme park.
KateShroud: Granted, but your computer dies.

I wish I could have a SmartFortwo.

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11 Apr 2008, 9:08 pm

Granted, but you have to work 3 jobs to pay for the insurance.

I wish I was good at football.(American or European, I don't care)

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11 Apr 2008, 9:27 pm

Granted! you rock at football (white ball on floor) but you cannot play it anywhere but in the UK according to your license... and the UK immigration authority DENIED YOUR VISA because they only take MASTERCARDS... (joke inside lol lol lol!)

i wish i could understand all the immigration jargon so i can just get on with immgrating to the UK so i can move in..

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11 Apr 2008, 9:39 pm

^Nice joke
Granted, you learn all the immigration argot, and move to the UK. However, you leave your strap collection at home.

I wish Aspies had their own country.

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11 Apr 2008, 9:44 pm

granted but became bankrupt because no tourists went to aspie country.

i wish for a fish. :fish:

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11 Apr 2008, 9:59 pm

Granted! you get a dead one

I wish i didnt leave my strap collection in the united states...

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

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11 Apr 2008, 10:07 pm

Granted, but your straps are covered in white gravy and sausage!

I wish for a Death Note.

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11 Apr 2008, 10:14 pm

Granted! but it is accompanied by a LIVE NOTE

I wish my straps were not covered in gravy sausage or anything and were just MY STRAPS as the way i had left them

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

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11 Apr 2008, 10:41 pm

Granted, but only half of them.

I wish for world peace.

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11 Apr 2008, 10:46 pm

granted.
But the world peace only lasts for a few seconds........
I wish for a million dollars!

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11 Apr 2008, 10:48 pm

Granted, but you got the $1,000,000 via a loan with an astronomical interest rate

I wish for my left hand to not be so worthless

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11 Apr 2008, 10:49 pm

granted but now its two right hands

i wish for candy!! !

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11 Apr 2008, 11:00 pm

Granted, but as you excitedly go to tear the wrapping off, you realize it's been wrapped in duct tape.

I wish for tomatoes to be banished from the world!

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11 Apr 2008, 11:55 pm

Granted. Now we will just have to eat tomatios instead. Yum.
I wish I could move into our new house tomorrow.

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