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Thinks Nelson Mandela was brilliant in the movie The Shawshank Redemption.

Plucks chickens and throws them at taxis on the first Saturday of every month.

It's a family tradition apparently.

Eating stuffed meerkat and drinking expired bottled water every Sunday, is one of her own family traditions, apparently.

His family tradition is to all swap socks when it's a blue moon.

Baby bird is actually a tadpole

Can lick the bottom of his tongue.

Walks on his hands in order to dry his socks

Once traversed the Himalayas on a sled pulled by 1,001 caterpillars, all of whom were named "Wilbur".

brushes his teeth backwards

Has literally tasted the rainbow. (There's only one, it just has lots of scheduled appearances. And it react badly to being licked.)

has an impressive bellybutton fluff collection and often travels to Vegas for "FluffCon"

Habitually collects the detritus from beneath his/her toe nails, sticks it to potatoes and sells the resultant artifacts to eccentric gentlemen as modern art.

much prefers the company of gentle men to that of rude women

Provided power to the city of London with a battery made of several million hamsters in their wheels, but inadvertently made the planet unsuitable for human life, stripping away the ozone layer as a result of the methane emissions caused by feeding the hamsters on a diet of baked beans.

Considered baked beans half-baked ideas.

Wallpapers his sitting room with sausage skins