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15 Aug 2015, 7:02 am

Is normaller than the normallist Norman is Normalsville.


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15 Aug 2015, 7:09 am

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15 Aug 2015, 7:39 am

Uses his regular toothbrush as a toilet scrubber.



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15 Aug 2015, 8:02 am

Lives in bog with a brush.


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15 Aug 2015, 8:08 am

Once escaped from a Celine Dion concert using only a teaspoon and a piece of chewing gum



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15 Aug 2015, 8:23 am

Once bought a VCR that was held together with elastic bands, from a China man in Slough.


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15 Aug 2015, 8:36 am

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15 Aug 2015, 9:49 am

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15 Aug 2015, 1:21 pm

Once produced a tulip when he blew his nose.


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16 Aug 2015, 4:16 pm

Refuses to be kind to anyone who names their daughters Helga or any name beginning with the letters Q,Z,Y,K or X.
This rule however does not apply on Sunday mornings between 2am and 6am, on February 29th or any days that coincide with a public holiday in the Federated States of Micronesia.
This rule will also be relaxed if one sends her a sincere written apology and adds 1000£ to her bank account.



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16 Aug 2015, 4:28 pm

What? What? What? and What?

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16 Aug 2015, 4:44 pm

Her reputation amongst the Canadians was nothing to write home about, but sent a letter to the inmates of the sanatorium anyway.



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16 Aug 2015, 5:21 pm

Can fit a whole pineapple in his left ear.


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17 Aug 2015, 12:03 am

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17 Aug 2015, 8:25 am

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17 Aug 2015, 11:44 am

Thinks Berlioz invented the 8-track.