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Lillikoi
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17 Aug 2015, 12:16 pm

Has no idea what an 8-track does, but is well-acquainted with Berlioz because his great-grandfather's plumber once shook hands with him.


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17 Aug 2015, 1:43 pm

...is a fish whose favorite meal is potato/tuna salad.


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xenization (n.) - the act of traveling as a stranger.


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17 Aug 2015, 2:26 pm

Is made out of sticky back plastic and bubble gum.


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17 Aug 2015, 4:55 pm

Babybird's favorite sport is the Walrus Rodeo.



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17 Aug 2015, 4:56 pm

Walrus mating is a sport rendered in 3D



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17 Aug 2015, 4:58 pm

Is the author of Everything You Need To Know About Walrus Mating.



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17 Aug 2015, 5:02 pm

Is in awe of walrus pirouettes upon craggy rocks



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17 Aug 2015, 5:03 pm

Is in awe of Walrus high-diving, particularly the belly-flops.



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17 Aug 2015, 5:06 pm

Belly-flopped upon pillow rocks, then admired aesthetics of seal song.



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18 Aug 2015, 4:19 am

Believes in the existence of a fifth dimensional being called "Randalf" who distributes beets on the fifth Sunday of every month.



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18 Aug 2015, 6:03 am

Has been deported from the Maldives far too often for it to be only considered a "clerical error".



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18 Aug 2015, 9:43 am

The Seychelles carry a certain appeal to you--for some reason! Is it because they make you feel green instead of blue? Could it be that you're attracted to the construction materials there--do you feel there is a sensuous smell to the dust?



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18 Aug 2015, 2:46 pm

The book "The Hobbit" was based on his experiences as a freelance disk jockey.



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18 Aug 2015, 4:50 pm

The Disk Jockey refused to play the Blues because the Green was too Aqua.



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18 Aug 2015, 5:28 pm

Has patented the gaseous emissions of his socks as an alternative source of energy.



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18 Aug 2015, 5:29 pm

His wig emits waves and waves of oily tidal flow; there is no comparison with my Lady's Herbal Hair!