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ThetaIn3D
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21 Aug 2015, 5:11 pm

Successfully petitioned to add Intercontinental Balistic water balloon toss to the Olympics. Lost to the Russian team.



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21 Aug 2015, 8:42 pm

Water balloons flock to Aspies; Aspies always flock to water.



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22 Aug 2015, 4:28 pm

Is often quoted by himself and Diego Maradonna.



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23 Aug 2015, 8:18 am

Participated in the 2002 riots against Donald Trump.


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26 Aug 2015, 1:50 pm

Is Donald Trump's hair dresser.



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26 Aug 2015, 2:59 pm

Wore Donald Trump's hair as a dress.



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26 Aug 2015, 4:42 pm

He Trumps all else--knows he is the Wolfman in Sheep's Clothing!



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29 Aug 2015, 4:05 pm

Is a Wolfman who was bitten by normal man and thus turns into a normal man during daylight. His wolf alter ego however can still be seen in glimpses during the day, when he scavengers in dumpsters, stares at pinup pictures of the Bearded Lady and howls every time the word "moon" is mentioned. He also seems to have gathered a liking for posing for portraits by a photographer who insists on somewhat bland backgrounds.



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29 Aug 2015, 4:46 pm

Stole his neighbours donkey.


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29 Aug 2015, 10:35 pm

is planting pansies in the morning


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30 Aug 2015, 6:14 am

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01 Sep 2015, 3:02 pm

Inadvertently got high off of saline nasal spray and sang the National Anthem a quarter tone off at the last home opener.


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02 Sep 2015, 1:34 am

met a nun for the first time today


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13 Sep 2015, 2:20 am

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17 Sep 2015, 1:29 pm

Is actually a bug.


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17 Sep 2015, 3:39 pm

Trains seeing eye cobras for the blind.