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06 Apr 2007, 11:18 pm

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Goes nuts for chocolate, at the ballgame.


Broke her teeth, eating nuts.



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06 Apr 2007, 11:39 pm

Ouch!

No, not really. I take the shells off first.

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07 Apr 2007, 6:39 am

puts nuts in rum
and rum in nuts



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07 Apr 2007, 12:31 pm

Went nuts for rum, and ffrench kissed a drooling newfie doggie!


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07 Apr 2007, 6:42 pm

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Went nuts for rum, and french kissed a drooling newfie doggie!

how did you know what i did friday night 8O 8O
i wouldn't call her a "newfie doggie" though but she was drunk enough to kiss me lol

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07 Apr 2007, 6:45 pm

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07 Apr 2007, 6:53 pm

Eats only fried toad skin.



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07 Apr 2007, 6:55 pm

Fries the toads for my meals.

With her breath.



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07 Apr 2007, 7:00 pm

Uses pen when he's supposed to use pencil :shameonyou:.



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07 Apr 2007, 7:03 pm

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08 Apr 2007, 12:39 pm

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08 Apr 2007, 1:12 pm

Drives on the right hand side of the road.


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08 Apr 2007, 1:39 pm

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08 Apr 2007, 2:13 pm

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08 Apr 2007, 2:20 pm

Lies awake for hours each night pondering which is better: chocolate or vanilla?


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08 Apr 2007, 2:31 pm

Can read only if book is upside down.


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