Corrupt A Wish

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CA_NES
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13 Apr 2008, 9:53 pm

Granted, and you are assimilated with him.

I wish my threads were more popular.

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13 Apr 2008, 10:26 pm

Granted but they become so popular that you have a stalker following you around leaving cryptic messages cut out of printed copies of your posts.

I wish I had cable t.v.

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13 Apr 2008, 10:47 pm

Granted, but the cable company insists that you owe them $38526, because there's been a glitch in their computer system. They say that if you don't pay up, they'll cut you off and send your info to collections.
I wish for an end to core classes, since I only need to take relevant ones.

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14 Apr 2008, 2:34 pm

Granted, now you're taking lessens with Ryn.

I wish for a litter box that didn't smell

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14 Apr 2008, 5:38 pm

granted but it is rusted shut.

i wish that i was more energetic.

CA_NES
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14 Apr 2008, 5:46 pm

Granted, but you become so energetic you are chemically unstable and combust. (sounds fun huh? :bom: )

I wish my throat wasn't congested.

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14 Apr 2008, 6:00 pm

Granted. Now it's bone dry and hurts a lot. They might have to yoink your tonsils.
I wish that I now had some chocolate ice cream.

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14 Apr 2008, 6:02 pm

Granted, but you only have 1 bite before CA_NES takes the rest because his tonsils were just removed

I wish I could work today.

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14 Apr 2008, 9:15 pm

Granted, but your boss is an ex-Marine and makes you scrub the company bathrooms with a toothbrush.

I wish it was Friday.

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14 Apr 2008, 9:38 pm

Your wish is granted four days from now.
I wish I could move into my house this weekend and get this apartment life over with.

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14 Apr 2008, 10:03 pm

granted but the house is a complete mess!
I wish my art will succeed and make a lot of money while I'm alive

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14 Apr 2008, 10:05 pm

Granted but your ear its.....

I wish for a large chocolate cake.

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14 Apr 2008, 10:15 pm

Granted. You will receive a large chocolate cake on your birthday.
I wish my internet service wasn't messed up.

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14 Apr 2008, 10:19 pm

Granted but your computer breaks.

I wish it was my birthday.

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14 Apr 2008, 10:27 pm

Granted, it's your 121st birthday. Unfortunately you're no longer with us.
I wish my computer and my internet were in full working order.

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15 Apr 2008, 1:18 am

granted but every five minutes you get a pop up about breast implants. :twisted:

i wish to be a skull :skull:

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