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Granted, but you are on display as a skeleton at a school, and often have to regenerate bones, broken by annoying kids.

I wish to know more aspies in person.

Granted. You are one of a set of quintuplets who are all asspies. You all have to live in one room together. There are holes in the walls and few working appliances, because you drive each other mad with anger issues.
I wish I didn't have to listen to all of my textbooks on CD instead of reading them. It's a painfully annoying way to study.

Granted you don't listen to them but there was info the the book doesn't cover and you fail the class.
I wish I could get a computer with enough RAM to run the internet properly without crashing every 10 seconds.

Granted! you own UC berkeleys super computer for 50 million dollars.. enjoy your LIFETIME OF DEBT!

i wish to have a million neoprene straps

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Granted! Only they shipped it to the wrong house, so you can't enjoy them!

I wish that I could be at peace.

Granted! your in solitary confinement in a neoprene straitjacket

i wish i had your neoprene straitjacket

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Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

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granted but you constantly get icchy and cant scrath yourself







i wish for a frog

granted but the neoprene is too small for you and
cuts off blood supply to arms so they fall off!! !


i wish for a army of living fish!! !!

Granted! they are all smelly...

I wish i had a head array on my powerchair since i have no arms

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

granted but you brain gets fried like bacon



i wish for a giant rubber ducky to take over the world!! !

Granted! but when done it must take a rest and comes back to you and accidentally walks on top of you killing you with 50,000 tonnes of pressure

i wish i could take infinite amounts of pressure

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted, but a feather can cut you and a Spork can kill you.

I wish I went to school with my friend Kayla.

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If ANYONE on WP needs someone to talk to, just send me a PM. I have tons of free time, and like helping people.

Granted! but shes a cute fat girl now (could be good if you like fat girls )

i wish that i could go to a neoprene factory and swim in the liquid neoprene (likely to be very sticky and warm )

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

granted but you suffocate beause it dried over your mouth




i wish i had KFC