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caledonia Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2008Age: 55Gender: MalePosts: 1,738Location: Scotland
You used them last night watching that French film (Think it might have been a sad one ) Where is my chopsticks, I'm going to order some chinese food?
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
You used them as toothpicks. Human leg bones tend to stick between your teeth. Where is my soup spoon?
ProfessorX Veteran
Joined: 8 Feb 2007Age: 51Gender: MalePosts: 16,795
Where is my soup spoon? On the table where it should be.. Where is my tea?
Today is pick your own day, so you have to go to China to pick it yourself from the tea bushes. Where is my pet wasp?
Where is my pet wasp? Buzzing around Booyakasha.. Where is my dark side?
Waiting to turn you. Where is my light sabre?
theimperiousdork Veteran
Joined: 7 Jul 2009Age: 38Gender: MalePosts: 5,896Location: Secret
In the toy shop. Where is more time for myself?
reginaterrae Veteran
Joined: 19 May 2009Age: 57Gender: FemalePosts: 11,220Location: Maryland, USA
In isolation. Where is my ice cream scoop?
DaWalker Veteran
Joined: 11 Jul 2009Gender: MalePosts: 10,837
The dog got it. Where is my Dog?
in the window. How much is it? Where is my red ribbon?
On my birthday present hopefully. Where is my car, Dude?
It's been repossessed. Where's my holy water?
You used it all up sprinkling it on that demon possessed rooster that wakes you up every morning. Where is my sesame oil?
CosmicRuss Veteran
Joined: 30 Apr 2010Age: 158Gender: MalePosts: 6,101Location: Location:Location
I gave it to that Big Bird to make a salad dressing with. Do you want fries with that ?
Asp-Z Veteran
Joined: 6 Dec 2009Age: 31Gender: MalePosts: 11,018
Sure. Where's my Nexus One?