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20 Nov 2015, 12:14 pm

I talk in riddles do I? Has not seen what awaits you in years ahead


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21 Nov 2015, 1:40 am

speaks only in communicating different flower varieties.


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21 Nov 2015, 3:40 am

Is Shakespeare reincarnated and eats nothing but Kale.


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21 Nov 2015, 10:34 am

Goes around talking to people even when they are looking perplexed.


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21 Nov 2015, 3:10 pm

Eats calendars to avoid Alzheimer's.



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21 Nov 2015, 3:43 pm

I'm not afraid of time.. Tries to have lights on in every single room of his house due to the fear of the dark.


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21 Nov 2015, 8:01 pm

Doesn't believe in evolution.



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22 Nov 2015, 12:31 am

is well known in Portugal for hoarding extremely juicy marmalade.


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22 Nov 2015, 2:23 am

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22 Nov 2015, 11:22 am

Turns into an orthodontist on the first Wednesday of every month.



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23 Nov 2015, 12:10 am

once wrote the following call routine after diverting the function call to a non existent program: (as a result of not being to alter the defense logic program at RTF address 236)

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IF SEC.TRIOP.LVL.4.ACCESS<273.32

 CALL DECISION.GOVERN @ ADDRESS.RTF.236
  WAIT-4.5 WHERE UNIT=MINUTES
 IF "NO RESPONSE" GOTO F1,29032
  WHILE ENTRY=^M CALL RESCIND.GOVERN @ADDRESS.DHW.329
  CALL LOGIC.NEW. @ADDRESS.KIL.847
  RESCIND.GOVERN @ADDRESS.DHW.329
  WRITE LOGIC.<NEW>. @ADDRESS.KIL.847
 ELSE PROCEED
ELSE CALL NORMAL.CITADEL


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23 Nov 2015, 1:04 am

Had both earlobes replaced with Gouda Cheese.


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23 Nov 2015, 1:56 am

Digests to the tune of "Suggestion Diabolique".


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23 Nov 2015, 2:51 am

Ate a croissant and turned into a French toast.



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23 Nov 2015, 7:25 am

Drinks frogs leg smoothies everyday to gain a French accent.



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23 Nov 2015, 1:15 pm

Eats French people every day in order to sound like a frog. 8O


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