Corrupt A Wish

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Granted! he is in the hospital now in a coma...

i wish i had an unlimited supply of liquid neoprene...

Granted, but you'll have to pay for its storage.

I wish I hadn't ingested that rotten chicken.

Granted! enjoy puking painfully...

I wish to be a fish that lives in liquid neoprene

Granted, in a kindergarten's classroom bowl. Who knows what you may find as companions?
(What's with the neoprene?)


I wish I could see the outdoors from my office.

(i am obsessed with neoprene... i LOVE neoprene)

Granted! your office is 9/11'd and you see outside and then are jammed into the wall by the nose of an airliner!

i wish i could sleep in a giant tank of liquid neoprene with my best friend chris; D

(I will be trying once again to use logic to confound the people on this thread.)
I grant strapples wish that he can swim in his giant tank of neoprene with his best friend, but by doing so I have corrupted any further wishes about neoprene.

I wish that nobody would find a way to unravel my last granted wish.

Granted, but your last wish is not unravelled, it's destroyed!!

mightyzebra wishes she could visit me and give me a tight hug...

Granted! but she hugs so tight Strapples falls asleep

I wish me and my best friend chris were not referred to as gayish by some people for hugging and kissing and sleeping on top of each other

(fact, we have not done any of the above but all are in our plan and when i come off the plane BIG hugs and kisses )

Wish granted, but now socity is required to hug now. By law

I wish more of you knew of Noctis.

YAY!! ! HUGGING BY LAW IS THE BEST!! ! you call that corruption?

Granted... but i dont know who he is

I wish more people would understand my weird sensory things

(Who? It is a what. Namely a Space sim of exploration in the name of peace taking place in a different universe.)
Granted. We are all now clones of you. Nobody is different. Muhaha.

I wish, I could literally travel Cyberspace.

Granted! but you are subject to getting viruses AND HAVE NO VIRUS SCANNER!! !

I wish i could teleport to chris right now

Granted. Wait...oops. To...not into. Sorry. Hope you don't mind being teleported into Chris.

I wish I were a video game character.

hmm... well it would probably be warm inside of him at least hahahhaha... ill just tickle the inside of his stomach so he pukes me out hahaha....

Granted! you are Bowser in super mario for the NES, enjoy repeated falling into lava!

i wish i could in real life experience what it would be like to be eaten... by chris...

Wish...Virtually IMAX theatre granted...? (Yeeeee....)

I wish I could swim with the dolphins. Don't You?

Granted! but one eats you!

I wish i could PHYSICALLY in real life experience what it would be like to be eaten by chris...