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Lantylam
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07 Jul 2016, 10:23 am

Finds food too expensive, so eats the money instead.



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07 Jul 2016, 11:13 am

Ordered "flambéed saboteur" at a French restaurant.

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07 Jul 2016, 12:11 pm

Tried to eat the cook at a self service restaurant.



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07 Jul 2016, 4:32 pm

Is being eaten by the cook at that restaurant....


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07 Jul 2016, 7:38 pm

Is attempting to read every single book on earth before the world ends


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07 Jul 2016, 7:51 pm

Is attempting to end the world with books. (How he plans to do so? We don't know...)


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07 Jul 2016, 7:55 pm

Is attempting to blind herself with science though, you can remove your sunglasses now


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07 Jul 2016, 8:41 pm

Doesn't seem to realize that if I took off my sunglasses, I would burn you with my laser eyes.


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07 Jul 2016, 9:05 pm

Lillikoi, your not Cyclops from X-men.. Is considering audition for Ugly Betty the Broadway version


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08 Jul 2016, 1:14 am

How does he know with such absolute certainty that Lillikoi is not Cyclops? There's only one way, really.


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08 Jul 2016, 8:05 am

Is a jrjones decoy


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08 Jul 2016, 2:47 pm

Has panoramic aromavision.....


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08 Jul 2016, 3:17 pm

Has panaromic ramavision


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08 Jul 2016, 3:23 pm

Is D.B. Cooper in real life


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08 Jul 2016, 4:10 pm

Is a copper in real life.



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08 Jul 2016, 6:51 pm

Is Dai the Barber-Surgeon in real life


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