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19 Apr 2008, 4:28 pm

Granted. Chris has a normal sized mouth, so he can only eat part of you. You experience an orgasm. Haha. I just couldn't resist that one.
I wish my professors and case worker and the people in the OSD would be reasonable to me.



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19 Apr 2008, 4:31 pm

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Granted. Chris has a normal sized mouth, so he can only eat part of you. You experience an orgasm. Haha. I just couldn't resist that one.
I wish my professors and case worker and the people in the OSD would be reasonable to me.


EWWWWWWWWWWWWW... thats grosss!! !!

Granted! but they are so unreasonable to the tax board that the school is CLOSED for tax evasion

I wish chris had a mouth large enough to swallow me me whole...


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19 Apr 2008, 4:44 pm

Granted. You're 1.5 inches tall.
I wish I had a realtor that wasn't dishonest.



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19 Apr 2008, 4:50 pm

Granted! your realtor is so honest she tells you YOUR HOUSE HAS PROBLEMS!

I wish i werent only 1.5 inches and were my usual 5 feet... and i wish chris were larger to swallow me :D


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19 Apr 2008, 4:59 pm

Granted. Chris gets so large that he is crushed under his own weight like a beached whale. You get stuck in his throat.
I wish there were no such thing as MLA format.



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19 Apr 2008, 5:00 pm

Granted theree is a new more complex format

I wish chris was immune to the beached whale effect and i didnt get stuck in his throat!


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20 Apr 2008, 5:15 am

Granted, but you are tied to his tonsils instead.

I wish I knew exactly what Strapples meant by his last wish.


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20 Apr 2008, 5:29 am

granted but you are grossed out.



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20 Apr 2008, 7:32 am

Granted! but it runs on windows and crashes and you go mental from that

I wish i wasnt stuck in chris's tonsils :lol:


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20 Apr 2008, 10:19 am

Granted, but you'll go straight to his stomach!

I wish I could find the things they hid in my home.


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20 Apr 2008, 1:03 pm

Seriously that's kind of scary. But I grant your wish, and you find a bomb.
I wish for a 4.0 GPA this semester.



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20 Apr 2008, 1:11 pm

Granted you get a 4.0 this semester but all the other semesters you get a 0.0 gpa

I wish i could go two weeks into the future.


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20 Apr 2008, 2:01 pm

Granted. You are in a car accident and suffer a coma. You wake up two weeks in the future.
I wish I could understand how anyone can draw or otherwise represent a 3 dimensional object on a flat surface.



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20 Apr 2008, 2:02 pm

Granted! but you are bored with the explanation and walk away

I wish the entire ocean were liquid neoprene!


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20 Apr 2008, 2:09 pm

Granted, but it is kept hot enough to boil you to death, or else it would solidify.
I wish ours was a race of geniuses.



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20 Apr 2008, 2:10 pm

Granted! a race of dorky jerk geniuses...

I wish the ocean was not hot enough to boil me or chris to death...


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