Where is my..... [Game]

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Being used to catch fish.

Where is my fishing net?

Booya's wearing it as stockings.

Where's my stocking cap?

Some sheep turned up to demand you return the wool.

Where is my French dressed lamb cutlett ?

It put on a beret, threw a string of onions around its neck and cycled off with a baguette under its arm.

Where is my French beret?

I served up some French onion soup in it.

Where is my pet frog ?

I kissed it and it turned into a prince. It is no longer your pet, now you are its subject.

Where is the next prime minister of the UK?

Who cares

Where is my invitation to become prime minister?

Too late, dear, the Queen has picked someone else:

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Where's my pea green pea coat?

I think it went to sea with the owl and the pussy-cat.

Where is my bucket of fish?

You forgot it at your front door, whilst looking for your keys.

Where is the gun on top of my Mask Gator that I lost in 1986, I do have the gun from the boat.

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Someone handed it in to the police during a gun amnesty.

Where is that Big Bad Wolf hiding these days ?

Living in a den because he has species confusion.
Where is my magical jug of an infinite supply of apple juice?

I took it to the magic repair shop because it was leaking apple juice all over the kitchen floor.

Where is the bus full of people coming to help pick the apples today ?

They changed their mind and went on a tour of the whisky distilleries first... they may not pick many apples by the time they reach you.

Where is my bottle of Calvados? (A strong apple based wine/liquor made where I live in France)

I used it to marinate the pork roast.

Where is my crock pot?