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12 Apr 2007, 1:26 pm

Keeps his phone on vibrate, and signs up for telemarketing lists just for the feeling.

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PS. Jameson, the railroad spike sounds like an urban myth. My father was a car mechanic. He regularly did such things accidentally. He did have a screwdriver where half the end of the blade was melted off, but that's about it. OTOH, I worked with a naval guy who was a submariner. There you have rather a lot of power available (LOTS of batteries, silent running, and all) and he told me how he had once dropped a metal spacer straight across +/-, and sort of metal-plated the surrounding area (including himself). The spacer - not a lot left.

I had heard it from a physics professor who said he had personally done it.

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12 Apr 2007, 1:35 pm

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practices "keeping his chin up" a lot. He can now see his heels.

omg hahaha lau you rule,

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12 Apr 2007, 6:27 pm

got rich by producing anti money (where money is also made) and bombarding the anti money at the moon

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12 Apr 2007, 6:53 pm

Had muscles when he was born.

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12 Apr 2007, 7:00 pm

had sponge cake before she was conceived.

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12 Apr 2007, 9:25 pm

Conceived spongecake en utero.

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12 Apr 2007, 9:28 pm

Conceived spongecake en utero.

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12 Apr 2007, 9:56 pm

has started talking to herself... in Swedish... quietly. Sad, really, and she doesn't understand Swedish.

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12 Apr 2007, 10:18 pm

has read my mind, and found it disgusting.

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12 Apr 2007, 11:52 pm

scraped a small piece of my brain off her shoe yesterday.

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12 Apr 2007, 11:54 pm

Has read my mind, now his head hurts.

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12 Apr 2007, 11:56 pm

Has latent X-Ray vision and doesn't know it.

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13 Apr 2007, 2:08 am

Has X ray vision. Can read an entire book without opening it.

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13 Apr 2007, 6:22 am

doesn't have x-ray vision and knows she has it.

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13 Apr 2007, 7:26 am

teleported himself to Arizona to verify that nutbag did really have (not?) X-ray vision.

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13 Apr 2007, 3:14 pm

Holds his head up regularly. It's a bust of Mary Worth.

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