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AlmostHuman
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21 Sep 2016, 10:38 pm

Not only believes in unicorns, but believes that it is important to regularly inspect unicorns' rectums because goldfish can get stuck in there and cause a buildup of scale.



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22 Sep 2016, 1:04 am

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That is amazing my friend. You deserve a round of applause. :)
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Is almost human... but not quite.

He has more nose hairs than the average human.


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22 Sep 2016, 7:49 am

Takes in more water than Oxygen


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22 Sep 2016, 8:11 am

Gives off nitrogen through his skin.


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22 Sep 2016, 8:16 am

Is a Xenomorph, be my guest Lillikoi


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23 Sep 2016, 8:27 am

Is known to the police in several countries as a serial headbutter of mimes, lumberjacks, and unattended luggage.



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23 Sep 2016, 11:11 am

Has been trying to restore the use of Latin as a spoken language


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23 Sep 2016, 12:18 pm

Invented a magical flamethrower, with which he has burned down several kingdoms in the testing phases. :skull:


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23 Sep 2016, 12:47 pm

Has a cat named Mittens

(I'm not good at this, lol)


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23 Sep 2016, 12:53 pm

Was Senator Padme from Star Wars


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24 Sep 2016, 7:35 pm

Once, in a fit of acute dyslexia, sold their soul to the Farces of Dorkness.



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24 Sep 2016, 7:41 pm

^ :lol:

Tunnels through the earth trying to prove the Hollow Earth Theory.


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24 Sep 2016, 8:49 pm

Once, taking a cue from Mario, believed that eating mushrooms will actually make you grow taller.


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24 Sep 2016, 9:14 pm

Is trying to eat all the fish in the world. How could you? 8O


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24 Sep 2016, 9:18 pm

(I am actually allergic to fish. :mrgreen: )

Insists that everyone come to 'the green room'-- which lacks a sofa and a coffeemaker and all things that define a greenroom, really-- and sit on the tilted surface.


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24 Sep 2016, 9:33 pm

Is Emily Patterson in disguise


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