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envirozentinel
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11 Feb 2015, 10:42 pm

Banned because brandishing a paintbrush thus is highly original and results in uncharted designs.


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12 Feb 2015, 11:52 am

Banned for using your toothbrush as an unauthorised paintbrush.



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12 Feb 2015, 6:17 pm

Banned for not registering your toothbrush with the city.


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12 Feb 2015, 7:08 pm

Banned for the -11 wind chill we have outside, preventing me from leaving the house.



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13 Feb 2015, 6:59 am

banned for not chatting up Kiprobalhato, not being emotionally availably to her or socially reliable
and therefore creating a space between your selves to the point where she cannot say :
hey, come over to my place for winter and we can hang out and maybe hook up?

Typical aspy!


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13 Feb 2015, 7:29 am

Banned for being alien



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13 Feb 2015, 9:22 am

Banned because lions are not native to Hong Kong, therefore YOU are the alien!


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13 Feb 2015, 9:26 am

Banned for Health And Safety reasons, to prevent you from falling off that stalk.



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13 Feb 2015, 10:16 am

Banned for trying to move Manchester to Iceland.


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13 Feb 2015, 12:39 pm

banned for refusing to comply with his request!



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13 Feb 2015, 12:41 pm

Banned because it was a non-negotiable injunction.



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13 Feb 2015, 12:44 pm

banned for conjecturing an injunction :P



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13 Feb 2015, 12:48 pm

Banned for abjuring a conjuration.

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13 Feb 2015, 1:06 pm

banned for abhorring prestidigitation :P



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13 Feb 2015, 1:36 pm

חם יותר כאן מאשר הסהרה.

tu propia culpa.

Βαννεδ.


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13 Feb 2015, 1:38 pm

banned for not typing in giraffe language :P