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16 Oct 2014, 7:09 am

if you want to cure your anger, just curse anyone on your wake. That will make you feel soooooo good!



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17 Oct 2014, 5:15 pm

Celebrate with cake every day.

Also, go around saying quotes from widely reviled video games.



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17 Oct 2014, 5:29 pm

jrjones9933 wrote:
go around saying quotes from widely reviled video games.

I'm thinking it's not unlikely that you know someone who does this. :lol:

When your teacher threatens to fail you from class, reply "But it's-a me, Mario!!"



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17 Oct 2014, 8:34 pm

Stick a wet straw into an electrical outlet just in case you get bored.


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29 Oct 2014, 3:01 am

Super Glue your boss's desk drawers shut.


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29 Oct 2014, 3:13 am

Even I, who am a Scandinavian Seita worshipper, know that spelling boss's is SO rong.

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29 Oct 2014, 3:51 am

What a wonderful mountain!

And it is a Sami sacred site?

What does it have to do with your boss?

Is your boss a pagan who keeps sacred runestones in her desk, or something?


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29 Oct 2014, 11:15 am

Correct every mistake other people make.



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29 Oct 2014, 12:41 pm

T.P. Bus stop benches during rainy weather.


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30 Oct 2014, 12:47 am

To conserve space, stack things as high as you can. Stability doesn't matter.



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30 Oct 2014, 1:00 am

Climb on top of everything. Don't bother checking what it is, or if it would be a good idea to climb on it. Just scale it and walk across it to wherever you need to go.


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30 Oct 2014, 7:10 am

Ask every single person you meet that has a Scottish accent what they thought about the referendum. They will appreciate it as they have nothing else to do except deep fry mars bars and chase wild haggis.


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30 Oct 2014, 10:24 am

Ask every American who they're voting for next week. Berate them if they say they're not voting.



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30 Oct 2014, 11:05 pm

ajpd1989 wrote:
Ask every American who they're voting for next week. Berate them if they say they're not voting.
You should also tell them who they should vote for. Be very insistent. Repeat it several times, loudly. People will appreciate your helpfulness.


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31 Oct 2014, 1:09 am

In Finland, say Hello to the person next to you at the bus stop.

Say anything in an elevator. (Location as above.)


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31 Oct 2014, 7:41 am

Aren?t piranhas cuddly? If you find a river teeming with them, be sure to play with them by putting your hands and feet in the water and casually splashing all the time. Bonus points if your hands and feet are small and tender and look tasty.

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