World of constant war (attack previous or next poster)

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*pulls out a magnum .357 and shoots the next person thus killing them instantly, I also give orders to my artillery batteries to shoot canisters filled with headcrabs at the next person's city. This causes everyone to become zombiefied or killed by shrapnel/wreckage/whatever*

I have a personal forcefield, which stops the round.

*sends F-302XR Fighters to destroy Yvan's artillery*

*stabs Yvan*

I glue a piece of buttered toast to a cat's back. Then, I throw the cat at the floor. The laws of reality collide (Toast must land buttered side down, but a cat must land on its feet) and the universe subsequently unmakes itself, killing everyone. Well, not really killing. You just never existed.

You stab me but the implement with which you use to stab me with disentegrates.

*AA missiles hit F-302XR fighters, artillery is kept intact, sabotages a research facility in the next person's country thus causing a resonance cascade*

My fighters have shields and heavy armour.

Argh, headcrabs!! !

I set Nihilanth on the next poster.

My fighters have shields and heavy armour.

Argh, headcrabs!! !

I set Nihilanth on the next poster.

My fighters have shields and heavy armour.

Argh, headcrabs!! !

I set Nihilanth on the next poster.

No, I am immune to it.

I cast cripple on the next poster.

*Puts a random civilian in front, civilian takes the crippling spell.
picks up a sawblade with a gravity gun and lobs it at Anubis. Anubis is cut in half*

*Unleashes the invunerable g-man onto previous poster. I give him the entire catholic church from my city to him, as payment.*

*uses the remover tool from GMod and the G-Man disappears. Unleashes highly toxic amounts of logic onto kt-64 and his forces. Very terrible things happen: mutations, death, hysteria, drop in morale, retreat, illness, explosions, etc.*

I destroy you and I destroy cake from beyond the grave!! !

*Throws hot oil at the previous poster*

*shields self*

*Does a high kick at Tequila*

I bite Tequila