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^ Will be disciplined for bringing home secret documents.
< Will be in a secret video teleconference tomorrow in Washington DC.
v Discovered the truth about the nature of my work and will have to have their mind wiped.

^ Actually works in a KFC store.
< Has a really bodgy job
V Will not know that ^ worked at KFC

^ will now know that "ignorance is bliss" when Trigger is done with them
< is having "kids going back to school anxiety"
v secretly collects wigs.

^ Does not know me
< Ignorance is never bliss. No not the acid ... please don't use the acid!! !
V ...

^ does not know me either
< am hyped up on coffee and Sudafed
v tag....you're it!

"Duck, duck, duck..."

^ "GOOSE!"
< Spent the day in DC serving fried chicken.
v Is a figment of their imagination.

^ does not like deep pressure. i think
< absolutely cannot get enough of deep pressure
V is annoyed with me

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^ Should apply to the Astronaut program as some of the training involves heavy Gs, similar to "deep pressure".
< Likes deep pressure from his masseuse. That reminds me, I need to make an appointment.
v Was rejected by the show "Beauty & The Geek".

^ should see if her masseuse offers massages while wearing PVC gloves for added sensory input
< hopefully is getting a neoprene shirt for his birthday
V loves fat chicks

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umm...no

^ watches CNN
< watches The Weather Channel
v watches ESPN

^ Doesn't know what I watch
< Doesn't know what ESPN is
V Didn't know that my post is the same number as days in this (a leap) year

^ Likes to associate numbers.
< Watches a lot of ESPN, but more so Cartoon Network.
v Has third nipple growing on left shoulder of their back.

^ Is incorrect
< does not watch TV Period!! !
v hates TV

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^ Is even more incorrect.
< Watches way too much TV.
v Wears an eyepatch.

^ loves TV so much she has one in the bathroom
< hates TV to the point that when he moves out he will not have one except a small one for weather and stock market checks
v hates being restrained

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^ Loves his straps
< Hates his current assignment
V Will help me with my assignment