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misswoofalot
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02 Feb 2009, 9:12 am

...In my stew...I was hungry.

Where is my pi?



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02 Feb 2009, 9:23 am

Homer Simpson stole it. He likes pi. Or at least he thought he did until it started to unravel 3.14159265358979323846...

Where are my fishnet stockings :?


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02 Feb 2009, 9:48 am

on my head...I'm robbing you. :lol:

where is my water pistol?



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02 Feb 2009, 10:07 am

being used in a cheap water park as an attraction.

Where is the peanutbutter?



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02 Feb 2009, 10:19 am

under the floorboards

where is my phone I havent seen it sinse oct 07!


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02 Feb 2009, 10:28 am

I've been using it to make thousands of international calls. You will get the phone bill next week.

Where is my cup of coffee?


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02 Feb 2009, 11:14 am

All down new dress! Why would you do that?! 8O

where is my humour?



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02 Feb 2009, 1:17 pm

I ate it. It tasted funny.

Have you seen my flask?


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02 Feb 2009, 4:37 pm

Yes, I'll take it to work tomorrow, filled with tea.

Where are my rubber sandals?



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02 Feb 2009, 6:32 pm

Digesting in my dog's stomach.

Where's my wallet?


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02 Feb 2009, 6:43 pm

At the bottom of a lake.

Where are my noodles?


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02 Feb 2009, 10:44 pm

Spinning on your ceiling fan.

Where is my Abstract Art House?


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03 Feb 2009, 4:33 pm

It was way too abstract, so it doesn't exist anymore.

Where is my tin box?



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03 Feb 2009, 4:43 pm

Inside a cardboard box.

Where did my electricity go? (Been a blackout here for three hours)


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03 Feb 2009, 6:54 pm

i rerouted the wires to power my computer. :wink: :lol:

where is my camera?


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03 Feb 2009, 11:45 pm

I think it was seem in Mario Brothers Arcade game #5383 as a glitch.

Anyone found that magic door teleport potion yet?


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