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Granted, but you get way more spam in you e-mail account.

I wish I could find the eyeballs an overgrown finger planted in my house.

Granted! they are very bloody and you get AIDS

I wish to be mummy wrapped in a million neoprene straps

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Granted, you undergo the mumification ritual, which includes having your brain scrambeled and poured out of your nose.

I wish for sweet dreams to the ones I love.

Granted! but you have nightmares!

I wish i did not have t undergo the entire mummification ritual... but was still mummy wrappeed in a million neoprene straps

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Granted: you don't have to undergo the entire ritual... they only remove half your organs.

I wish for a DOOM fortress!

Granted! but its only 8 bit...

I wish i did not have to go through ANY Of the old style ritual and had no organs or anything removed... just mummy wrapped in the million neoprene straps...

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Granted, but thieves raid your tomb while you're wrapped up!

I wish I didn't have a finger creepily poking the back of my head.

Granted! its your mother poking you to go take out the smelly trash... so you now have to go take out the smelly trash..

i wish i had an electronic control system on my powerchair straps so i can make them very very very tight lol

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Granted, but it pulls too tight and your bones are close to cracking...

I wish the rooster next door didn't make so much noise.

(we have plenty of those here )

Granted, but now your powerchair has so many straps that there's no room for you!

I wish I could find the other complete "Thumb" episodes on youtube.

Granted! but they are illegal uploads and will be deleted WHILE YOUR LOADING THEM!! !

I wish there were a boat load of straps on my powerchair and just enough room for me...

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Granted, but then, with it's enhanced area, there's little room for your powerchair indoors. You'll have to stay outside.

I wish the weather was a bit drier here.

Granted! you live in the sahara desert!

I wish my powerchair were a mobile home!

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Granted, but you'll have to pay monthly taxes from now on.

I wish raisins were better tasting.

Granted! you like the way dog s**t tastes so the rasin company makes them from dog s**t.

I wish my powerchair were no longer a mobile home... but still had loads and loads of straps

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