Where is my..... [Game]

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Taking time off work to recover from the bite you gave him last time.

Where is my quilt?

It folded itself up and put itself away.

Where is my guilt?

Taking a workshop narcissism

Where is my lighter?

It was last seen organising a Weight Watchers meeting.

Where is my will to eat ?

"Will" is looking rather nervous now. I think he's about to run away.

Where is my great great grandfather?

He`s sitting in the Headmaster`s office waiting for your great great great grandfather to collect him because he was caught smoking on the school bus.

Where is my geneology research folder ?

It looked old so I threw it away.

Where is my folder with all those news-clippings from the future?

It recycled itself.

Where's Doctor Who Season 4 (1966)

Someone at the pressing plant misread the delivery date so it sits in a warehouse in Southampton Docks in the year 1696 A.D.

Where is the tv guide ?

Where is the tv guide ? More than liklely near the televison perhaps?

Where is my book of poetry?

It eloped with a book of prose.

Where is my pet snail?

[very serious]Where did you last see it?[/very serious]:shock:

Nah. Well, last time I saw it, I think, it was eating the first leaves of your rhubarb plants. Maybe do some inquiries there.

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Where is my umbrella? (with this type of weather.... )

Your umbrella is sheltering somewhere out of the rain.

Where is my rain? The garden is dry and the water butt is empty!

I got it, it's raining in The Hague also

Where is my camera?

It has gone on a snap vacation.

Where is my memory stick?

It forgot the way home and ended up on the SD card`s sofa.

Where is my after dinner speech ?