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(Urgh, they might as well. )

Granted, your powerchair has so many straps that other people are constantly getting entangled in them!

I wish I didn't mentally associate disgusting raisins with disgusting things.

Granted! you associate them to needles... painful but not disgusting

(really dont care if other people get entangled in my straps... as long as i have them all on me

I wish i could be buried in 1 million pounds in weight worth of neoprene straps!

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(Not even if they're cursing you for getting entangled in your straps? )

Granted! But your buried alive under a neoprene mountain!

I wish I didn't feel slightly nauseous.

(Nope... dont care if they curse at me... since i can always help them get untangled )

(buried alive under neoprene eh? thats what i was looking for )

Granted! you PUKE!! ! AND PUKE!! ! AND PUKE!! !

i wish i could find a girlfriend who likes everything that i like... including straps

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Granted, but you later find out that she's an alien and will be going to her home planet soon.

I wish I could burn all the raisins in the world.

Granted! but they have TOXIC FUMES!

I wish my girlfriend were not an alien and were human and loves straps like i do

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Granted, but she looks like a raisin.

I wish I had a more interesting last name.

Granted! its bin laden!

I wish my girlfriend did NOT look like a freaking rasin... and still loves straps!

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Granted, but she has creepy wrinkled fingers (from a keeping them under water for too long) and webbed hands and feet that creep you out everytime she touches you.

I wish my roommate wasn't such an early bird.

Granted! he dies... and you loose the apartment!

I wish my girfriend had a NORMAL body but still loved straps.

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Granted, but she loves straps so much that she'll fight you over them, resulting in constant arguments and an eventual break-up.

I wish I didn't feel like there's a shrivelled old eyeball floating behind me.

Granted! its a shriveled up old HEAD!! !

I wish my girlfriend were my straps lol... t

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(Urgh!! )

Granted, but when she leaves you, your straps are gone!

I wish there wasn't a creepy floating eye, head, or any other body part floating behind me!

Granted but now you must pay it to leave you alone.

I wish that my relatives would leave.

Granted: but when they leave, they take you with them.

I wish a particular person would ask me out, or at least that we could spend some time together.

Granted! it is ME!! ! and i expect lots of hugs and kisses.. and straps!

I wish my straps were my girlfriend

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