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Aprilviolets
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12 Mar 2020, 7:10 am

My shower keeps dripping guess who fault it is YOURS.

MamaFrankie5259
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12 Mar 2020, 11:21 am

I blame you for the fact that my cat is now 15 years old.

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Aprilviolets
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12 Mar 2020, 9:00 pm

My shoe broke into pieces yesterday guess whose fault it is YOURS.

MamaFrankie5259
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13 Mar 2020, 11:00 am

I changed my name because I didn't like the one inflicted on me at birth. It's your fault I don't like my birth name.

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14 Mar 2020, 8:53 pm

Went to the grocery store this morning.
only ONE box of fish sticks, any size, any brand, in the whole store.
NO ground turkey, at all.
ALL my favorite potatoes were sold out.
My favorite bread was also sold out.
Absolutely your fault.

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IsabellaLinton
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14 Mar 2020, 9:00 pm

I confess I do have fish sticks, potatoes, and lots of high-end bread.

I DID NOT TAKE YOUR GROUND TURKEY BREAST, so you're banned for blaming others.

(Would you like some sliced turkey breast?)

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Aprilviolets
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14 Mar 2020, 11:16 pm

It's your fault the remote control on my DVD recorder isn't working properly.

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14 Mar 2020, 11:31 pm

It's all about those red capris. ^

You're banned.

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14 Mar 2020, 11:32 pm

it's all your fault.
ALL of it.

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14 Mar 2020, 11:34 pm

Banned for flaunting unhygienic elbows.

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14 Mar 2020, 11:35 pm

that is, of course, your fault, too.

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14 Mar 2020, 11:36 pm

It wouldn't be my fault if you could bathe.

Gone!

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14 Mar 2020, 11:39 pm

well the next time you need a mechanic, just look to see how clean their elbows are.

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14 Mar 2020, 11:41 pm

My car is in the shop for a new transmission.

I'll take you up on that by surveying their arms.

Until then, you're banned.

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14 Mar 2020, 11:48 pm

I've pretty much run out of comebacks now.

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14 Mar 2020, 11:56 pm

I forgive thee.

But I'll ban Aprilviolets for not helping.

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