Corrupt A Wish

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Granted. But then the people in the white jackets come and take you away. And you are left in a padded cell, without any straps, because they think you will use them to hurt yourself.

I wish that I didn't have to go so much into debt in order to go to the college I want to go to.

Granted! but your credit rating still gets slammed...

I wish i was not in the mental institution and had my straps back

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Granted. You don't even have to go to that school anymore, because it gets bombed.
I wish my philosophy professor would give me some comprehensible instructions. He should say what he actually means.

Granted, but you're in a dungeon and tied to a rack with your own straps. You will be torn limb from limb, as you die a strapful death.
I wish I had the money and time to take piano lessons.

Granted! but you have a learning disability... and cant learn piano.. so time and money wasted anyways

I wish i didnt have to die in a dungeon and torn from limb to limb...

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Granted. But now all you have to wear are burlap straps.
I wish I just had a set of working eyeballs.

Granted! but you must not corrupt Strapples next wish!

I wish that my straps were all neoprene agaiN!

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Granted They're all neoprene again. I just can't forfeit my eyesight, even if it means the death of this thread. Someone else will probably corrupt your wish though.
Now I wish to be a genius again, without the deficit in music.

Granted! but you forget how to use a lock and your piano in your house is STOLEN

I wish to have a girlfriend who would not mind sleeping on top of me while wearing a neoprene wetsuit

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Granted, but she weighs more than ten times more than you, so all of your bones are broken.

I wish that I could get some time with Kevin.

Granted, but it's Kevin Eubanks.

I wish I had a beer right now.

granted but the can has a hole in the bottem and it looks like you wet your self


i wish i didnt have to argue about my fav subjects

Granted. Instead you are required to research and argue about subjects that completely are of no interest to you.

I wish that tomorrow something exciting (of a positive nature) would happen.

Granted! you win 1 million dollars in stolen money but you move to iraq to get away without paying it all back, and live in a secluded cave with osama!

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Granted, but you slide out of your straps and under a table never to be seen again.

I wish my bones were not quite so ancient.

Granted! they are still developing and your a blob right now

I wish my straps were so tight i wouldnt slide out of them

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