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22 Apr 2008, 2:45 pm

Granted, but you'll never get out of them, even when you absolutly need to.

I wish I had the energy to search for the things some people planted in my house.


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22 Apr 2008, 2:45 pm

Granted! you are hyper

I wish my straps were so tight i wouldnt slide out of them


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22 Apr 2008, 3:08 pm

Granted, your straps are so tight they cut you into half.

I wish I wasn't so tired... yawn... long day... just got back from a week in England.



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22 Apr 2008, 3:18 pm

TallyMan wrote:
Granted, your straps are so tight they cut you into half.

I wish I wasn't so tired... yawn... long day... just got back from a week in England.


Granted! your so hyper your bouncing off the walls literally...

I wish i was immune to being cut in half by my straps


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22 Apr 2008, 3:38 pm

Granted, you are converted to stone.

I wish today was Friday



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22 Apr 2008, 4:00 pm

Granted! weekend school starts tomorrow...

I wish that i were not stone but were still immune to being cut in half by my straps


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22 Apr 2008, 4:01 pm

Granted. Too bad the time vortex system has not quite had the bugs worked out of it. You are now frozen in time.

I wish that I was a professor.


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22 Apr 2008, 4:08 pm

Granted! professor of straps!!

I wish i had wrist straps like this

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22 Apr 2008, 6:36 pm

Granted! But they're so tight that they cut off your circulation and you lose consciousness.

I wish that nobody in the universe could feel hate.



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22 Apr 2008, 6:39 pm

DJRnold wrote:
Granted! But they're so tight that they cut off your circulation and you lose consciousness.

I wish that nobody in the universe could feel hate.


Granted! everyone is gay!! !

(you fail!! ! cant loose conciousness from loss of circulation to your hands!! !!)

I wish i had some sort of head strap too, one that would be soft and neopreney and tight :D


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22 Apr 2008, 9:44 pm

Strapples wrote:
Granted! everyone is gay!! !

Oh no! Stereotypes/Discrimination!
Strapples wrote:
(you fail!! ! cant loose conciousness from loss of circulation to your hands!! !!)

But I never said that you lost consciousness because of the straps.
I said that your circulation is cut off and you lose consciousness.



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22 Apr 2008, 9:52 pm

Granted, you wish CA_NES came to your house and raided your fridge (you need more pickles :P )

I wish my friend could go to the mall with me on Saturday.


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22 Apr 2008, 9:59 pm

Granted! the mall is blown up on friday, so you cant go anyways!! !

I wish to have Image that headrest on my powerchair :D


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22 Apr 2008, 10:22 pm

Granted. Comes with 9000 subscriptons to various junkmail and spam senders. Do you want a couch made of junk mail? Now you can.

I wish I was a Pikachu!


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22 Apr 2008, 10:24 pm

Granted but all you can do is watch strapples melt in a pool of lava. :twisted:

I wish the mall didn't get blown up.


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22 Apr 2008, 10:25 pm

Granted! it imploded

I wish to be mummy wrapped in neoprene


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