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02 Nov 2011, 6:44 pm

Autism is cause by being around NT's.



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03 Nov 2011, 12:50 am

KingLes98 wrote:
Autism is caused by watching Evangelion.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zS8pSxyrKBE[/youtube]
I find myself thinking like this recently, I never used to think like this.


I was shown this at age 11, and the only anime shows I watched before it were dragon ball, sailormoon, and pokemon. It's one of my fav animes of all time. I wouldn't be surprised if that's why I'm so messed up. Either that or only Autistic people are capable of liking it. Maybe it could be used as a future diagnostic tool. Like schizophrenia and the hollow mask theory.



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03 Nov 2011, 1:17 am

I recently learned that Aspergers and Slash aren't real. My only real problem is childhood alcoholism and the fact that the world just looks like 5hI7 to me.
I hate to break it to the rest of you guys but...........You've been told Aspergers is real, and well it's not. It's just a front that we all use to stay hidden. If there was a social development disease you wouldn't call it ASS BURGERS That's just......that's just mean. There's a big war going on out there you guys and it's up to all of us together to bring it down. Join me brothers and sister others deserve to know the truth! We are the only ones who see the world the way it actually is. For we are not Aspies we are the The Secret Society of Cynics!! ! Now quickly everyone drink this
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03 Nov 2011, 6:05 am

Autism is caused by the laughter of angels.



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10 Nov 2011, 6:33 pm

Autism is caused by alien abduction and experimentation during the gestation period.


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12 Nov 2011, 8:01 pm

Autism is caused by being ignored & dropping to page 8 of the games thread.



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20 Nov 2011, 4:27 am

Autism is caused by a resistance group among our reptilian overlords secretly engineering a master race to overthrow earth.



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20 Nov 2011, 7:00 pm

Autism is caused by standing in a northern-westerly position whilst pretending to fly.



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21 Nov 2011, 5:37 am

DataJinx wrote:
Autism is caused by the pregnant mother being exposed to high levels of clowns during the gestation period.

I KNEW IT! That's what clowns do to you :(



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21 Nov 2011, 11:32 pm

Autism is caused by idiotic, vapid and long-winded ramblings posted on a website devoted to Asperger's Syndrome.

Or perhaps unsalted popcorn.



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28 Nov 2011, 7:38 pm

Autism is caused by other autistics. Those are caused by other autistics. Those are caused by the autistics that they caused to cause. Duh. :roll:



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28 Nov 2011, 11:10 pm

Autism is caused by Satan. Only by accepting Jesus Christ into your heart can you be free of this terrible, terrible curse.



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28 Nov 2011, 11:18 pm

Autism is caused by time travel technology.


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29 Nov 2011, 12:33 am

Autism is caused by eating too much sugar. (wait no, that would be hyperactivity, wouldn't it? Oh well)


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29 Nov 2011, 2:23 am

Autism is caused by cabbages and, to a lesser extent, brussel sprouts.



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29 Nov 2011, 2:11 pm

Autism is caused by not giving children ponies.