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RoadRatt
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14 Nov 2020, 10:55 am

It's all your fault that my April violets are now May tulips.


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21 Nov 2020, 6:50 am

A jar of Hoisin sauce fell out of my kitchen pantry today guess who's fault it is YOURS. :D



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22 Nov 2020, 11:01 am

It's your fault I didn't put the cap back on my toothpaste this morning.


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22 Nov 2020, 2:35 pm

Who let the dogs out?!

You ... You, You, You, YOU!


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23 Nov 2020, 3:16 pm

Who gave me the key to let the dogs out?

You ... You, You, You, YOU! :mrgreen:


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08 Feb 2021, 9:23 am

I spilled my cereal this morning. Guess what? It's your fault.


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08 Feb 2021, 3:47 pm

It's all your fault that I woke up this morning.


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08 Feb 2021, 5:48 pm

You're entirely to blame for me tripping over my own feet.


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09 Feb 2021, 6:45 am

It's your fault I have a sore finger and I keep bumping it.



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09 Feb 2021, 11:19 am

America is turning into a circus.
A sad circus.
Your fault .


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09 Feb 2021, 3:28 pm

You're at fault for me not owning a cat.


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09 Feb 2021, 8:51 pm

I blame you for my losing three of my South Park seasons on DVD.


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10 Feb 2021, 6:48 am

It's your fault some episodes of my DVD seasons of Bewitched freeze up.



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10 Feb 2021, 10:21 pm

It's your fault that my first copy of "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire" is messed up.


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10 Feb 2021, 11:54 pm

It's your fault that my cat is a picky eater.



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11 Feb 2021, 5:33 am

It's your fault that my meringues deflate every time. And it's almost like you don't even care.


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