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22 Apr 2008, 10:48 pm

Granted, it is now depressed (see what you did :P)


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22 Apr 2008, 10:48 pm

Granted! you wish to be mummy wrapped in neoprene, and you are, and your left theere for 20 years

I wish to have 30 sets of clips on my powerchairs for chest harnesses... so i can wear 30 harnesses at once D


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22 Apr 2008, 10:50 pm

Granted, but they all don't open :twisted:

I wish my house was quieter.


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23 Apr 2008, 3:31 am

Granted, but all humans on the earth but you have turned into inanimate cloves of garlic.

I wish for an AS diagnosis already.



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23 Apr 2008, 6:52 am

Granted! its AS-Burger syndrome, since you got fat from too many burgers...

I wish my 30 sets of harness clips were operational!


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23 Apr 2008, 9:14 am

granted but you lose them

I wish I had a couple of more hours in my first class(because I get to use the high speed internet)


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23 Apr 2008, 9:16 am

Granted! but now the internet is slow!! !

I wish i didnt loose my harness clips


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23 Apr 2008, 1:02 pm

Granted they are all glued together with a massive key fob attached so you never lose them again!

I wish I didn't keep counting all the time.



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23 Apr 2008, 3:14 pm

Granted. Now you keep scratching all the time.

I wish all the wishes in this thread came true.



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23 Apr 2008, 3:26 pm

Granted - and the world has become a very, very weird place indeed!! !

I wish I had more help with my work.



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23 Apr 2008, 4:22 pm

Granted! but they suck at helping and make you FAIL

I wish to be mummy wrapped in a giant blood pressure cuff :D (yep... the blood pressure cuff obsession is back :P)


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23 Apr 2008, 6:00 pm

Granted but they don't work.

I wish there were no commercials.


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23 Apr 2008, 6:01 pm

Granted! there are infomercials!

I wish my blood pressure cuff worked


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23 Apr 2008, 6:04 pm

Granted, but because you are a mummy and therefore dead, you can not feel the wonderful pressure that it puts on you.

I wish, I wish, I don't know.



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23 Apr 2008, 6:04 pm

Granted! you wish my next wish to be granted without corruption!

I wish that i were alive within my giant blood pressure cuff


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23 Apr 2008, 6:11 pm

Granted, no corruption, but CA_NES gets $1,000.

I wish I was a bird.


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