Humor: "Autism is caused by ________."

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Autism is caused by keeping your room messey.

Autism is caused by not enough time spent online.

Autism is caused by over-flouridating the water supply.

Autism is caused by eating lots of gummy bears while online.

Autism is caused by my next door neighbour

Autism is caused by racist, sexist, or homophobic neighbors.

Autism is caused by my washing machine

Autism is caused by my oven and microwave.

Autism is caused by the traces of DNA left by Ancient Aliens when they interbred with the human population thousands of years ago.

Autism is discrimination based on car.

On a more serious note, I noticed at my Aspie support group that everyone was born in cold months, and remembered that in another Aspie group 90% were. Looked up statistics online. One site said there is a 91% increase in the chance of autism for those conceived in winter months. Anybody know of this phenomenon?

Two of my siblings, whom I suspect are Aspies but I'm not sure, were born in August, which would have them conceived in mid to late November. I was born in February, conceived in late spring. I have often wondered if stale sperm weren't the culprit.

Autism is a direct effect of trace amounts of ammonium perchlorate, one of the main ingredients in Space Shuttle fuel. As the Space Shuttle is being discontinued, autism rates in America are likely to fall drastically.

P.S.: I have had 2 autism and Aspergers tests which came back with conflicting results, but have never been diagnosed with Aspergers. Still, I am reasonably certain I have it, more so the longer I read these forums. My birthday is 7 August 1995.

Autism is caused by hipsters! Gentlemen, there is only one solution...We must exterminate the hipster population, warm up the death squads! We can lure them out with soy coffee and flaming lips songs!

Autism is created when a sorcerer and a sorceress conceive a child that gains none of the magical genes that would be passed down from the parents. Therefore, the child is abandoned and deposited into the womb of an ordinary woman to live an ordinary life. Unfortunately, the child retains the perception of a magic user and will spend a lifetime trying to rewire their brains and adjusting their lives and senses according to the ways of the non-magic users while unknowingly obsessing over different things that their magical parents obsessed over as well.

Autism is caused by being born in the winter. How do I know? Cause I was.

Oh wait, I have Asperger's, but still.

The evidencec seem antedoctal at this point but there are other conditions that have that weird bor i winter thing to. Also, a lot of aspies I know are either lefties or amibdexterous

Autism is caused by plastic. Like to see someone try to avoid that!! !