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KittenWithAWhip
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31 Jan 2011, 1:27 pm

You get Graham Chapman to come back from the dead to sing "Every Sperm is Sacred"

*inserts the holy grail*

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Heck no, I don't want no dang turkey bacon...

iamnotaparakeet
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31 Jan 2011, 3:14 pm

Receives a lecture from a really old dude about those who chose poorly.

*Inserts a plumbium coin from ancient Sparta.*

Brainfre3ze_93
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31 Jan 2011, 8:02 pm

You received a war chant!
* inserts a quarter *

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iamnotaparakeet
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31 Jan 2011, 8:05 pm

Receives an eagle who uses George Washington's head as a backpack.

*Inserts a trireme.*

Brainfre3ze_93
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01 Feb 2011, 8:23 am

You received a wonder book!
* inserts a quarter *

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deadinhead
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01 Feb 2011, 9:08 am

you receive a puppy

***insert coins,...many,many coins...

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The tale of the bus that didnt want me to get on...BUSSSSSSSSS..
COCONUT-MOON TURTLE!

iamnotaparakeet
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01 Feb 2011, 10:08 am

You receive Fort Knox.

*Inserts a space shuttle.*

Brainfre3ze_93
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01 Feb 2011, 11:23 am

You received a balck hole!
*inserts a quarter *

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Wallourdes
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01 Feb 2011, 3:13 pm

Recieves a I-owe-you note

*Inserts a Gulden*

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Descartes
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01 Feb 2011, 6:54 pm

You have received the first season of The Golden Girls on DVD.

*inserts quarter*

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What fresh hell is this?

iamnotaparakeet
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01 Feb 2011, 7:45 pm

Receives an angry note from the machine about how it is tired of being given quarters, how it has the brain the size of a planet and yet its only purpose in life is to serve others, and then grumbles about how you probably don't care and how you don't want to hear what it has to say and then reiterates this set of statements infinitely.

*Inserts a towel.*

Brainfre3ze_93
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02 Feb 2011, 9:34 am

You received a hair dryer!
* inserts a quarter *

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Wallourdes
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02 Feb 2011, 11:10 am

You get a kick in the head!

*Inserts dime*