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Granted! you cant fly for 1 year till your wings develop!

I wish i could have ANOTHER blood pressure cuff mummy wrapping me

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Thanks for not corrupting my wish too bad.

Granted, but it is pink.

I wish I was the fastest bird ever.

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Granted! please wait 6 more months while your legs develop to run!

I wish there were such things as giant blood pressure cuffs in the real world so i can buy one and mummy wrap myself in it...

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Granted, but the electricty to run it costs a fortune.

I wish I didn't have homework.

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granted you left it at school and you fail

I wish I had a more original corrupted granting power

Granted, but you end up corrupting yourself more.....

Wish I had a nickel for every fart I let out.....

granted but its actual nickel its a giant 3-ton rock that lands on you.

I wish I had more time in the day

Granted, you now don't need to sleep and are forced to work 24 hours every day without ever taking a break.

I wish there was no war.

Congratulations. All members of wrongplanet.net have been chosen for the colonization of Mars. We are expected to be at the nearest launch facility within 5 days.

I wish Pokémon were real, I wish Pokémon were real.

Granted, but you are only a figment of their imagination and don't really exist.

I wish I was fast asleep instead of sitting here at the computer.

Granted! you use a blood pressure cuff to squeeze your neck till you go into a coma!

I wish i had a blood pressure cuff

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Granted, but it's an old one and the tube blows up and sprays mercury into your eyes.

I wish my teaches would stop piling on homework.

Granted! you now teach which is more work!

I wish i had a total body blood pressure cuff

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

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Granted, now you're squished flat

I wish for a never dying battery for my laptop

granted but it blows up your computer
I wish that I have a brain.

Granted! but its a dumb one

(squished flat... who cares! im still in my giant blood pressure cuff ;D)

I wish to have a total body blood pressure cuff mummy wrap in real life!

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

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