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munstead
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16 Apr 2022, 2:28 pm

Reads braille using his tongue.



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03 May 2022, 7:15 am

Writes his shopping lists on toilet paper. :P


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03 May 2022, 10:17 am

Murihiku wrote:
Writes his shopping lists on toilet paper. :P


:lol: :lol: :lol:



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08 May 2022, 12:06 am

He writes shopping lists

Like a Japanese haiku

Then shops at Aldi


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It is easy to go down into Hell;
Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.


– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)


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08 May 2022, 2:40 am

Buys bread at Aldi
Buys milk at Lidl
Buys cabbage at Waitrose



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10 May 2022, 10:34 am

Steals bread from Aldi
Steals milk from Lidl
Rearranges all the cabbages in ascending size order in the display at Waitrose.


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11 May 2022, 5:24 am

Buys items in the supermarket in alphabetical order.



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11 May 2022, 5:27 am

Sits in the supermarket trolley while a team of Huskies pull him around the store.


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11 May 2022, 6:10 am

Each time he withdraws cash from a cashpoint he pretends he has won a challenge and bellows "Yes! Third time this week!".



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11 May 2022, 6:22 am

Hangs around cashpoint machines watching people type in their pin numbers.


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11 May 2022, 12:04 pm

Enters a £1 shop and buys a single item with a £50 note. Explains his actions by saying "it takes a hammer to crack a nut". Keeps a straight face and walks out of the shop whistling the national anthem.



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11 May 2022, 12:16 pm

Sings the German national anthem every time he buys a sausage.


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12 May 2022, 5:52 am

Sings the German national anthem every time he buys sushi.


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Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.


– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)


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12 May 2022, 6:39 am

Heats up gazpacho soup.



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12 May 2022, 7:29 am

Prefers to eat soup frozen using a pick axe.


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12 May 2022, 7:59 am

Has a leek stuck in their left ear


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