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Radish
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12 May 2022, 9:59 am

Stole the leek from my right ear and ran away laughing! :evil:


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12 May 2022, 10:53 am

Has a safety deposit box which contains a single carrot.



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12 May 2022, 10:55 am

You stole one of my carrots! Thief! That was a 50 carrot carrot. How did you access my deposit box anyway?


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12 May 2022, 5:05 pm

Owns golden carrots measured in carats.


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13 May 2022, 3:25 am

Ha! I knew someone would pick up on carrot/carat. ;-)

Likes to go around the streets looking for beggars and gives each a turnip.


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13 May 2022, 6:45 am

Does inappropriate things with cucumbers.



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13 May 2022, 6:59 am

Wears a pumpkin on his head in public.


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13 May 2022, 7:54 am

^ that would be an improvement.

serves cat food to dogs, and dog food to cats.



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13 May 2022, 8:07 am

Opened a restaurant that only serves food to cats and dogs and complains when the clientele fall out with each other and leaves without paying.


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13 May 2022, 4:56 pm

Has been sitting in the Indian Ocean for millions of years now..



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13 May 2022, 4:57 pm

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13 May 2022, 5:22 pm

Talks to fairies



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13 May 2022, 10:42 pm

Robs money from tooth fairies.


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14 May 2022, 3:41 am

Offers banking facilities to tooth fairies.


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14 May 2022, 5:13 am

knows more than 12 uses for lotion.


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14 May 2022, 6:28 am

Has recently learned how to count to 12 in Martian.


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