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14 May 2022, 7:14 am

Bathes in tomato ketchup.

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14 May 2022, 8:44 am

Works as a kitchen assistant to an octopus.

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14 May 2022, 11:45 am

Is the octopus.

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14 May 2022, 11:55 am

Eats lobsters raw, shell and all.

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14 May 2022, 11:55 am

collects nuts and bolts from the side of the road, but never, never touches the washers.

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14 May 2022, 11:57 am

:lol: You are half right - I do tend to pick up any screws and nails at the side of the road, so they don't end up in people's tires.

Likes to be nailed to a cross once a year just for fun.

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14 May 2022, 12:09 pm

likes to poke me with a spear at said occasions.

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14 May 2022, 12:10 pm

Still refuses to give me a chocolate egg though!

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14 May 2022, 12:20 pm

likes to make clever cross-thread references that only a few people could possibly ever get.

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14 May 2022, 12:21 pm

Gets cross when his threads unravel.

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14 May 2022, 12:23 pm

becomes unraveled when his threads get crossed.

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14 May 2022, 12:24 pm

Crosses his beams intentionally while thinking about the marshmallow man.

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14 May 2022, 12:27 pm

wishes the Michelin-Man were female and available.

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14 May 2022, 12:30 pm

Can read my innermost secret desires!

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14 May 2022, 12:39 pm

Has finally met his match.

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14 May 2022, 12:41 pm

Likes to put all matching sizes of apples together at the supermarket.

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