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Polynechramorph
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14 May 2022, 12:44 pm

likes to rearrange the little plastic price signs so they correspond to the correct apples.

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Radish
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14 May 2022, 12:46 pm

Likes to sneak a cucumber into unsuspecting shoppers trolleys and watch their reaction at the checkout.

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Polynechramorph
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16 May 2022, 6:43 am

I do that! How do you know these things? Condoms are funny too, especially with a couple shopping together.

Enjoys the ice bath at the sauna club.

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Radish
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16 May 2022, 7:13 am

Wears a wet-suit, snorkel and flippers at the sauna club.

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Polynechramorph
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16 May 2022, 7:53 am

Answers "She's in the shower." when someone accidentally calls the wrong number.

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Radish
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16 May 2022, 8:04 am

Phones my wife up regularly when she's in the shower, claiming it is a wrong number.

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Polynechramorph
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16 May 2022, 8:16 am

Likes to think I only call her on the phone.

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Where_am_I
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16 May 2022, 8:50 am

Is a pimp.

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Radish
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16 May 2022, 8:50 am

Was once told there are plenty more fish in the sea, so is currently dating a haddock.

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Polynechramorph
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16 May 2022, 9:40 am

thinks that haddock are multidimensional time travellers here on an an observation mission.

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Where_am_I
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16 May 2022, 9:43 am

Is Dr Who.

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Radish
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16 May 2022, 10:00 am

Is a Dalek

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Where_am_I
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16 May 2022, 10:07 am

Is a garlic.

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munstead
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16 May 2022, 10:53 am

Throws garlic at goths, just to be safe.

Radish
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16 May 2022, 11:29 am

Throws Goths under buses!

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Where_am_I
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16 May 2022, 11:52 am

Drives buses over goths then spray paints RIP on their butt's (apologies to any goffs in here).

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