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Granted! but the ice cubes contain feces

I wish my check was not rubber and didnt bounce on purchase of the blood pressure cuff company factory

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Granted, you get the factory. However it catches fire and burns to the ground.

I wish for a bottle of pure spring water.

Granted! its pure spring water from a literal spring factory... it contains 40% oil...

I wish my factory didnt burn down!

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Granted, the sprinkler system puts out the fire but washes all you stock out to sea leaving you bankrupt.

I wish I wasn't thirsty.

Granted! you are drowning in your own throat-al secretions!

I wish nothing bad happen to my factory... and for me to be able to make giant cuffs for sensory therapy

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Granted, you have a perfect factory. Unfortunately the road into the factory caves in and your factory cannot be reached.

I wish for nothing

Granted! but nothingness cannot be granted! so you are immediately mummy wrapped tightly in a giant blood pressure cuff which squeezes you into a deep sleep...

I wish my factories roads were fine

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Granted, but the market caves in due to an over-supply of giant cuffs.

I wish more people would post in my "If I were ruler of the world..." thread.

Granted - Some dodgy looking characters repair the road for you, but keep charging you protection money to keep your factory and the road in good condition. You cannot afford to keep paying them so they shoot you.

I wish my computer keyboard didn't have the letter G missing.

Granted! all letters but G are missing

(dont care if the world economy fails.. as long as i still got my giant cuffs)


I wish to be mummy wrapped in two giant blood pressure cuffs and be squeezed tightly by both at the sametime

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Granted, but the "mummy wrapping" confuses some archaeologists who store you away in a dusty old museum amongst the Egyptian relics where you are never seen again.

I wish it doesn't rain tonight or it will ruin the concrete I put down today.

Granted! it earthquakes...

( dont care... as long as im mummy wrapped in my blood pressure cuffs )

i wish to be mummy wrapped in 3 giant blood pressure cuffs and be squeezed even tighter than with just 2

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Granted, but you are squeezed so tight you shrink in size to a singularity and become a black hole and the entire planet is swallowed by your gravity well.

I wish I didn't count all the time.

Granted! Now you spell words out loud all the time. This habit annoys other people, and it keeps you up at night, because you have a lot of trouble stopping.

I wish I was a child (about 10) again for a week.

Granted: You are now 10, your parents don't recognice you however, so you get to spend a week in the care of the social system.

I wish I knew how to help my friend, who is being harassed.

Granted! but she cant help you when your being harrassed

I wish to be mummy wrapped in 4 giant blood pressure cuffs and squeezed even tighter than 3 blood pressure cuffs

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